The online petition to stop circulating online petitions

We are circulating this petition on facebook to hopefully stop the circulation of petitons on facebook.  When we have enough signatures, we will send this petition to the mayor, the governor and the president; none of whom will ever actually read this thing or give a damn.

There is also a petition to stop this petition from stopping petitions.  As soon as you finish signing this petition, please also find and sign my petition to stop the petition that would stop the petition stopping petitions.

Thank you for your time.