Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, host of the Comedy Central program, "The Colbert Report", and who was foolish enough to believe he should be President of the United States of America, is a no-talent hack and should be banned from the airwaves.
We also believe he is very unattractive.
While we have never met him, we also assume he smells poorly.
We believe that you are a no talent hack trying to make a name for himself by making outrageous claims and staging a fake run for the position of President of the United States.
Your fans, the "Colbert Nation", consist of lonely college students who spend more time eating fast food and playing video games than... well, doing ANYTHING else whatsoever.
You must and will be removed from the airwaves.
Also, please, shower, and get some plastic surgery.
