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based on my own personal experiences and the collaborated experiences of my peers ive come to the conclusion that 90% of the united states population is either  A) half comatose B) more than half comatose and either suffering from A) an acute level of inbreeding B) a significant amount of inbreeding. based on this carefully gathered information i propose that this percentage of the US population be exterminated through process A) privately contracted fumigation of mass proportion B) government subsidized forced sterilization. through these processes comes the restoration of a completely stagnant evolutionary process and the foundation of a more favorable future.