Given our 24,000,000,000 litre, four year sewage spill, and that it's officially not worth cleaning up because the sewage will continue to flow,
and
givn that our public shool board has lost control of students and tacitly permitted bullying and violence to the point if both suicide and homocide among teenage children attending our schools,
I propose that we change our city's name officially and formally , from
Hamilton
to,
Sewergate,
so as to accurately express and identify the state of affairs in this city, and fairly forewarn those who might come here.