ABOLISH SUNDAY

For too long Sundays have oppressed us. They stop us for buying alcohol, close our favorite stores, prevent us from getting to the bank on time, and force us to remember that Monday is just around the corner. Enough, I say! No more shall we kowtow to this outdated day. My petition is simple and elegant, I wish for Sunday to be removed from the calender and replaced by a better day. Perhaps Funday, or another better name! Something that has none of the archaic attachments that Sunday does. Please help me stop this madness once and for all!