Give Planet Fitness the Respect it Deserves

For too long, Planet Fitness has been neglected by astronomers and educators as a legitimate celestial body. According to Cornell.edu, an orbiting sphere must possess the following characteristics to be considered a planet:
- It must be an object which independently orbits the Sun (this means moons can't be considered planets, since they orbit planets)
- It must have enough mass that its own gravity pulls it into a roughly spheroidal shape
- It must be large enough to dominate its orbit

Planet Fitness clearly has all of these things, as it has been dominating that spare tire around your waist since 1992. Please help us put an end to this blatant discrimination consider signing this petition today.