Bring DJ Diesel to Coachella

As the whole community mourns over a lack of creative talent at this years Coachella music festival, I offer a solution that would make this years festival one for the ages. Shaquille O'neal dominated the NBA for well over a decade, and now is taking the music world by storm. DJ Diesel knows how to rock a crowd like no other, and provides an unforgettable experience for all groups of people. Thank you, Ariana, but next, the music icon the world needs to see is going to makes this years Coachella go down in the history books.