Replace "Columbus Day" With "National Directioner Appreciation Day"

Directioners (stans of the band One Direction) have literally gone through a CIVIL WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Larry shippers V.S. Elounor shippers) Christopher Columbus stans are all RACIST and probably HOMOPHOBIC and GROSS!!!!!!! And DUMB!!! What did Columbus do besides commit genocide? That's what I thought! Meanwhile Harry Styles from One Direction is a World War 2 veteran!!!! Zayn marched with MLK!!! Louis signed the Emancipation Proclamation!!!!!! Niall led protests against unfair taxation from British Parliament!!! Liam was one of the SCOTUS justices to vote to legalize gay marriage!!!! 1D has done more for this country than the US MARINES!!! Christopher Columbus can't relate! He simply doesn't have the range! I believe that it's time that as Americans we come together as a country and respect the people that deserve it. Sign this petition if you agree! Ignore if you hate kittens and spit on puppies in your free time
XOXO,
Ally