Please Mr. Pope, excommunicate me!

I'm sorry, but I can no longer bring myself to believe in the fundamental principles of the Catholic Church.  I find the teachings to be hypocritical and the beliefs beyond absurd.  Since I was baptised as a child without full understanding or rights, I now petition whatever Pope bears the power the do so, to be excommunicated from your church.  I do so with the full understanding of the consequences.