Stop Manbearpig!
Manbearpig must be stopped! He is real I'm super cereal, you guys! He has killed thousands of people! We must guns that shoot caroots, manbearpig is allergic to caroots. He's real you guys! I'm super cereal! Please, sign to stop manbearpig, who is real. I'm super. Duper. Cereal.
Dear Manbearpig,
Stop. Thank you.
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