Urge the Washington Commanders to name their new stadium after Obama, NOT Trump

The Washington Commanders football team is building a brand new stadium in DC, and it promises to be spectacular. And apparently Trump REALLY wants it to be named after him, and Trump officials have been pushing the team's owners to make it happen.

Which is why we absolutely must name it "Barack Obama Stadium."

It makes a whole lot more sense. It's a DC team, and Obama won 90% of the DC vote in his elections, while Trump took 10%. DC hates him, just like most of Earth.

We could still honor Trump appropriately, perhaps by putting his picture on all the bathroom urinal cakes. But there's no way in hell his name should be on that stadium.

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