Petition to Jason for a puppy

I've finally found a Mastiff puppy that would be perfect for my family.  The only problem is, Jason says no...  Now I am having friends sign my petition to show Jason I have help with this puppy if I need it.  If you are willing to help pooper scoop, feed, potty train, walk or just be there for moral support, sign my petition!

This is just for fun of course... I would never expect anyone to pooper scoop behind a 100 pound dog...  =)

Please sign my petition!