This Timeline Sucks. We Demand a Better One!

Dear Universe: WTF? This timeline sucks. We're sick of it. Can you please, please, please put us in an alternate one that doesn't suck this much?

Use the Force, use dilithium crystals, use plutonium, use whatever you have to. Just get us the hell out of here NOW.

This Timeline Sucks. We Demand a Better One!

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This Timeline Sucks. We Demand a Better One!