Petition to Put Saeed Jalili's Picture Next to the Entry 'Masturbation' in Encyclopaedia Britannica

Dear Dr. Dale Hoiberg,  Editor-in-Chief of Encyclopaedia Britannica,

Mr. Jaili, an Iranian Presidential Candidate, is a tool, and a talentless hack. Signs of mental retardation and symptoms of severe psychological problems are evident in his owl-like face. His whole life has been based on mental and ideological masturbation. As a matter of fact, his face resembles an ejaculated penis.
We, undersigned, would like to suggest that Jalili's picture is a good representation of the word 'masturbation' in your encyclopedia.  

With High Regards