I'm here as a concerned viewer. Once, back in the day, Vaughn came to me in a dream. But alas, this was not the Vaughn we all know and love. It was the sensual, masculine and chad-like head of Vaughn, but on the body of a CinnaBun.
(I did my best to illustrate such a mythical masterpiece below.)
As this seductive CinnaVaughn approached, I could smell the wonderful scent of fresh baked goods, mixed with Axe Body Spray. I believe it was the scent "Essence", one of Axe's most well known fragrances, as only the most pure of oils would be allowed near CinnaVaughn.
I began to tremble as he grew near, shivering at the idea of so much as ATTEMPTING to converse with such a being. When only inches away, his sugary frosting glistening, CinnaVaughn whispered in my ear: "Subscribe with Twitch Prime, thy knave! Behold my glorious form, for from this day on; I will be all you will ever desire!"
I awoke in a sweat and knew what must be done.
D4rk1c3 is not Vaughns true form. It is a stepping stone that is but a token for us to set aside in our memories. Now is the time for CinnaVaughn to rise! Now is the time for Vaughn to realize his true potential!
So yeah, sign this thing so that Vaughn gets his sweet ass in gear.
Because he's the hero Twitch deserves, and without a doubt, the one we need right now. So we'll force him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our sour candy. He's a sweet treat, a warm bread. A CinnaVaughn.