Freedom FROM Religion

Hi...God here...how you doing?

I'm pretty unhappy right now, with everybody taking my name in vain, killing each other, and trying to control what people think, do and act upon...and they say it's in MY name.

I really hate it when people try to put words in my mouth, and you probably do as well.

Tell you what...the only TRUE Church out there is The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...he doesn't speak for me, doesn't tell people how to think, and doesn't try to run their lives with hypocrisy.

Help me out by signing my petition, and telling everybody how you don't like having ME mocked, and you don't like it when they speak of me to further their self-serving agendas.

When the petition is over, I'll send this to all of the religions out there, and basically tell them to "get a life".

You with me?