Restrict Random Vehicle Turns on the Playa

Burners are urged to sign this petition in order to prevent Mutant Vehicles from freely and randomly turning in non-uniform direction.  
We urge the Burning Man Organization to mint a rule stating the Mutant Vehicles can only turn left during odd hours of the day, and only turn right during even hours of the day.
This action would greatly enhance the community by cutting down on unpredictable behavior of these vehicles on the playa, and would result in increased revenue to the city.