Change the mascot of the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES to the SCREAMING MUMMER JASON KELCE

SCREAMING MUMMER JASON KELCE embodies the spirit of Philadelphia, now and for all time. We demand the IMMEDIATE CREATION of a foam version of him in the MARDI GRAS GENIE COSTUME he wore to the Super Bowl parade on February 8, 2017, bearded mouth open in a perpetual yell. The SCREAMING MUMMER must be made the new MASCOT OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, barking wildly for all who bleed green, and inspiring underdogs at Lincoln Financial Field forever!