Dear Canada: Sorry our president is a moron

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Dear Canada: You've been a great neighbor for the last few hundred years, and we look forward to continuing that relationship in the years to come.

Unfortunately, our president is a moron. Who is wreaking havoc by imposing massive tariffs for no rational reason whatsoever—including a huge 35% one on Canada.

Hopefully, he'll reverse himself. And hopefully we'll do a better job with the next one. In the meantime, please accept our apologies.

Dear Canada: Sorry our president is a moron 

Love always,

America