Petition to restore Snake's Ass to its former glory

With the reveal of Snake's character in the new Smash Bros games, Metal Gear fans were overjoyed to witness Snake's reprisal. That joy quickly turned to shock as it was discovered that Snake's most prominent feature had been severely diminished.
His ass.
I'm starting this petition to let Nintendo, Konami, or whoever the FUCK thinks this was a good idea, that this is unnaceptable. Ever since we, the fans, first beheld Snake's fully rendered ass in MGS2(as it was quite polygonal and unremarkable in the original) we were smitten with it. To wrench this visual comfort from the fans after so long an exposure to it is nothing short of taking meth-candy from a meth-baby. The developers of this game are mercilessly toying with our addiction to the celestial substance that is Snake's posterior.
I for one, will not stand for this and I ask you brothers, sisters, join me in the fight to restore Snake's ass!