BRING BACK ZIMA!!!

I have been a faithful zima drinker for 27 years. Me and my life partner and assistant cannot enjoy adult activities such as erotic short game practice and proper and watching steamy golf instructional videos. Our love life and my general temperment in day to day life have suffered due the lack of this nectar of the gods known as zima. So I emplore all zima fiends world wide to unite and demand that the Coors company distribute this fruity beverage again so that we can enjoy our alternative lifestyles.