Sign: "Dear Canada: Sorry, We Think He's a Jerk Too"

Dear Canada: Sorry about our asshole president, and all the grief he's been causing you.

You've been great neighbors for a few hundred years, and don't deserve this.

We'll have to agree to disagree on which bacon is best, but rest assured, the people of America love you. And we look forward to getting things back on track once this lunatic is out of office.

Love,

America