Dear Earth: “Sorry our President is a Blithering Idiot”

If you're wondering how we elected that lunatic president, we are too.

Watching him ramble and rant over Greenland was just the latest in a series of embarrassing and frightening performances.

Making the town idiot president wasn't our finest moment. We'll do better next time, and hopefully rejoin the sane nations of the world.

But for now, Earth, sorry our President is a Blithering Idiot.