Petition to have every one of the 300,000 people who signed the GOT petition to be slapped across the face with a dead fish

Hopefully the sting from a cold dead fishes scales smacked across their faces will make them realise the futility of their plea, and also put their whining into perspective - we're facing a sixth mass extinction event and you're bitching and moaning that a TV show didn't go in the narrative direction you think it should've???? SHUT UP!