Demand a name change for blueberries!

We were eating “blue”berries when we realized the lie of a fruit stained our hands- disgraceful, but not the issue here. They stained our skin purple. Because of this, we came across the realization that “blue”berries, in fact, are more of a shade of purple than they are blue. We, as a human race, need to stop this lie from sinking further and change the name. Purpleberries will be the new name, is our petition is supported. We hope you, too, can recognize the issue here.