Demand the Transfer of All Child Abusers to Marineland!

    The issue we face today is one of utmost importance. We spend outlandish amounts of tax dollars on keeping child abusers safe behind bars. We propose the transfer of all child abusers to Marineland immediately! In addition, we propose a series of coin-operated water cannons which may be filled with whichever liquids you choose! Don't hurt our children and you won't have to deal with pee pee and poo poo being blasted in your face at a moments notice.
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