Shaving & Trimming of Rodney a.k.a iLordLucipurr's Unkempt Neckbeard-Moustache-Facial Hair Monstrosity

Instead of paragraphs. Words shall persuade you.

Scraggly.
Messy.
Obnoxious.
Loathsome.
Unsightly.
Grisly.

In a way the beard is a sign of manliness. Testosterone fuels facial hair growth; consequently, forming a beard on the jaw and under side of the jaw line as well as moustache above/or on the upper lip. However, as men it is our duty to trim, shave, shape and treat our beards with respect. This fellow Rodney character is not upholding this duty. At first sight it seems as if he is neglecting said beard and it has taken on the likeness of an overgrown yard on his face.

So please sign this petition in order for us to justify the immediate need to clean up this man's overgrown yard of a face.