SOS!!! Save Our Souls - No To Super Strength Beers and Ciders In Huntingdon

Lord Toby Jug is very familiar with super strength beers claiming they nearly turned him into a complete crackpot rather than the politically controlled eccentric that he is today. He said, ‘strong drinks destroy lives and kill people, I'm lucky I'm not a resident of that great big constituency in the sky after falling prey to their destructive powers. I want them removed from all shops in the Huntingdonshire area. I don't care whether it's the big boys like Tesco and Sainsbury, or the local off licence or convenience store, I want this Loopy Juice sluiced down the drain where it belongs. It has no place in a modern, super sensible, eccentric, society. "Retailers who flog this toxic poison to the public are even more insane than me" said Lord Toby.