Chickpeas! An immediate health hazard! Plagues and embarrassment imminent!

Every great innovation arose from simple questions. Such is the case here. We happened to ask ourselves- What's the difference between lentil and chickpea?
No matter how much time and research is done on this. We believe there can only be one right answer.

I won't let a lentil on my face however I will let a chickpea on my face.
Let that sink in for a bit.
Now that y'all are aware of this possibility. The only way out of this conundrum is to rename chickpea to chicksit.