Descendants of our founding fathers and Congress, we need your help to free us from the tyrant, please. We need to declare independence from a tyrant far worse than George III! The tyrant is ruining what our founding fathers fought for which was freedom from the King of England in 1776!
Descendants of our founding fathers and Congress, the United States of America is on it's way to become the United States of Russia! I know it is scary to do something new, but you need to do the right thing and free us from the tyrant like the original Congress did in 1776!
We all love being in the United States of America! We need our freedom and our beautiful country back!