Demand the immediate domestication of Honey Badgers

For too long, I have been denied my childhood dream of owning a Honey Badger. They are just as faithful as dogs, much better for home security and guaranteed not to jump on the furniture. This evil government has prevented my dreams from becoming a reality. Well, I've had it. I demand that Honey Badger join their feline and canine comrades in becoming man's newest best friend.