Mr Zuckerberg, let Jam be Jam on Facebook

Hello friends and social justice warriors,

Recently, my rights as a human being have been ATTACKED by Facebook. They are forcing me to provide documentation to PROVE that I am, indeed, Jam Lendkisses.

Facebook doesn't believe that someone could have such a neat name and they want to take that away from me.

If I don't produce ID with my name, Jam Lendkisses, before this time next week my wonderful Facebook will be shut down forever.

As you all know, my Facebook has become a place for great intellects to meet and exchange ideas about our shared societal struggles, as well as well-crafted synopses of movies and TV shows that just finished airing.

WE CANT LET THIS INJUSTICE STAND.

That's why I need YOU to sign this petition so we can make sure Mark Zuckerberg recognizes my right to exist as Jam Lendkisses.