school toilet paper is like sandpaper!!!!

let me get right to the point, the t.p in our school is GARBAGE. so much so that i haven't taken a dump at my school for over at least 8 months, because i'm scared to go down there into that torture-room-for-butts! worst of all, the toilet paper, IT'S ONLY ONE PLY!!!!! :( so every time i do go down there, when i'm using the "toilet paper" it RIPS and i have to profusely wash my hands for the next half hour! and if any teachers are reading this: its only 60 cents for one roll to last you a week! (and if not that, at least air fresheners)