Demand for Sea Monster on Titan!

Destiny 2 has been released and there's one thing on all of our minds, that sweet killer sea monster on Titan. If you look into the liquid methane long enough you'll see what resembles spiked tail of a sea monster. This has been hailed as a relative good among those who play, that is until a recent uncovering made by a player falling into the methane surfaced. The player has revealed that the "sea monster" isn't a monster at all and rather three large spiked rings that Bob up and down on the surface lending to the illusion of a monster. Gamers across the void have been devastated at the loss of their beloved creature, but it doesn't have to end here. We are drafting this petition to send to Activision and Bungie demanding them to patch in and actual Sea Monster. With you and your friend's help we can once and for all fight for something all of us can get behind (a super sweet killer sea monster that maybe breathes fire and ice and is named Geoff) and bring real change into the lives of these heartbroken guardians.