Bring “Dennys” to Peterborough because I’m sick of only having Whistle Stop when I’m Drunk

For far too long, the citizens of Peterborough-Kawartha (but in particular the students of Trent University and Fleming College) have been forced to endure a lack of selection, early closing hours and most egregious, the complete absence of any 24 hour establishments that offer breakfast and some dinner items (that you consider getting but ultimately you really just want some pancakes).

While the whistle stop is an institution, I can only get into so many physical altercations with dude bro’s leaving ARIA at 2 AM and vomit various arrangements of potatoes and cheese in the middle of George st. so many times before I realize that…

A) Tex-Mex poutine is cancer to my body
2nd) that it’s time to stop.

We demand somewhat okay breakfast/ maybe dinner food at a pretty reasonable (for its quality) price. It is frankly my God-given right to stuff my face with a grand slam and have a bowel movement that feels like semi wet cement and the fact that the nearest one where I can do that is Whitby is weak af bruh.

So Diane Therrien, If you’re the real bad bitch you claim to be you will bring the slightly above average food chain to this city, or some knock off there in like the Golden Griddle.

Thanks For Coming To My TED Talk.