A depressed kid who needs more style

A young lad 16 maybe 17 who knows a poor looking boy with a neck chain and a beanie named Eric Lovelady a Canadian who owns nothing a grill and cooks with it like a west African family would when they first come to America not being offensive it would be cool to own one besides the point Eric only has one beanie and really needs are help plz plz help this young man get a job and stop grilling maybe another beanie would help him thank you