Dear Earth: "Sorry our President is a Horse's Ass"

Dear Earth: Sorry Our President is a Horse's Ass.

He's pissed off pretty much everyone, he's brought us to the brink of war in about a zillion places, and now he's put a brand new tariff on EVERY COUNTRY on Earth.

He's a horse's ass. And worse, he's a horse's ass that's also evil, an authoritarian, and an colossal jerk.

Sorry we elected him, and sorry you're having to deal with him. We'll do better next time.