No Deal is the Best Deal

We, the undersigned demand that according to law already promulgated, we leave the EU on March 29th at 11PM with no extension; that no Divorce Settlement of £39 billion should be paid to the EU, there being no legal obligation, and that said funds should be used to the betterment of the British people; and that No Deal is superior in every way to a bad deal, since arrangements are already in place both with the WTO and also Port and Airline Authorities for a smoothe transition.