Fire Colangelo! Rehire Hinkie!

In December of 2015, Adam Silver overextended his powers as commissioner, eliminating the sovereignty of the Philadelphia 76ers franchise. In doing so he promoted his crony, Jerry Colangelo, to Chairman of Basketball Operations. Eventually his half-brained son, BrYan, supplanted sweet Sam Hinkie as general manager, effectively transforming the artistry of the The Process into a macaroni sculpture of mediocrity. 

If Josh Harris should desire his gonads returned from the cold, conniving lizard-person hands of Adam Silver, he will banish the infidel and restore our prince to his rightful throne, he will rehire Samuel Blake Hinkie.

This fan base wants its team back. For freedom! For justice! For solidarity! For The Process!

The Process can't Process without a Processor.


Also, scientific consensus tells us to never trust a Brian that spells their name with a "y."


BrYan. Yuck.

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