Help Betty White get a robotic body.

2016 has killed everything good. Harambe to Prince to our beloved Princess Leia, there's only one person left on 2016's hit list: Betty White. It won't be long until 2016 persuades 2017 to off Americas favorite person, which is why this is necessary. When Betty White passes, with the right medical research, we will have hoped to place her brain into a mechanical body, attached to multiple wires so no matter what, it'll always be Betty in there. If she ever chooses to die herself, we will painlessly remove her from the robot. For Betty White, think of the purity. (All with Betty White's approval of course.)

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