Borkie the Bork for DU's Next Mascot

It's about time DU had a mascot, and what's more PC and representative of Pio culture than Denver's very own, Hailey Bork.

Here's what you need to know about Hailey:
Likes: dogs, health, accounting, sports
Dislikes: murder, chem trails, spiked drinks

Hailey will began a 7-week intensive mascot training this summer in preparation for Fall Quarter 2018. Borkie the Bork will be cartwheeling at a tailgate near you, but we need your help!

Sign the petition below to get administration's approval so Borkie can strut her stuff ~officially~