Bring Irbid back, now!

Irbid is the most importantest place in the whole universe, where Humanity originated from and built an advance civilization, which inventions and discoveries still influence our sociaty positively to this day. This was case until the Ottoman fags annexed it and renamed it to Nizip, which means 'I love zib in my gay ottoman ass' in Ottofag language.
We, the native people of the Levant, demand the Ottoman fags to go back to Mongolia and suck Edogan's inbred ass.