Recently, on a trip to Colorado's Sea Park, we met a beautiful male Killer Whale named Jambu. On a daily basis, Jambu is made to perform demeaning tricks in a pool for guests unaware of his suffering. Not only is this heartbreaking due to the fact that a giant, majestic creature is forced to live in a cramped tank, Jambu isn't even his real name -- it's Willzyx (pronounced WILL-ZEE-YACK).
And Willzyx is VERY far from his home ... 240,000 miles, to be exact. That's right, Willzyx is from the Moon, where the rest of his family is swimming in its water-filled craters. We can only imagine what Willzyx thinks when he stares up through the night sky, the chlorine burning his eyes, wondering if his brothers and sisters are thinking of him.
We're asking you to DEMAND that NASA help rescue Willzyx from his prison, and fly him back to his home. We have contacted NASA ourselves, but have been told that it will cost over a billion dollars. NASA has the moral obligation, as the only American entity with the expertise and technology to bring a Killer Whale to the Moon, to help out on this mission.
We, the American people, have spent untold tax dollars helping Nasa in the past: now is the time for NASA to step up for us, and more importantly, for Willzyx.
It's time to bring Willzyx back home. Please sign the petition to send a message to NASA: the Moon isn't just for flags!
NASA Headquarters
300 E. Street SW, Suite 5R30
Washington, DC 20546
To Whom It May Concern:
It has come to our attention that you require over $1 Billion to transport a live adult Killer Whale to the Moon. For the welfare of our whale friend, Willzyx, this is unnaceptable.
Willzyx is a prisoner of the Colorado Sea Park, and the only thing he wants in this galaxy is to be reunited with his family currently living on the moon. If Wilzyx is not returned to his home, he will surely die of a broken heart.
We understand that this is a massive undertaking, even for an organization such as yours. We would like to remind you, though, that as taxpayers of this country, through the years we have supported NASA and the space program in general. We helped you out during the lean, dangerous early days, and during such triumphs as the Apollo 11 Mission. We are extremely appreciative of the things that NASA has given us: aerial views of the Earth and the Solar System, the atomic watch, and the movie Apollo 13. But now we need you for possbily your most important assignment.
We the undersigned implore you to shift a few figures in the budget, and make sure that Willzyx can once again swim with his kin, on a Moon where he isn't weighed down by our gravity or a wildlife trainer in wetsuit.
Thank you.
