[Update: Momentum!!! Rep. Debbie Dingell suggested the same thing: "Let's just call it Lake Natalie so we know you'll start protecting our Great Lakes." Even better, JB Pritzker has now joined the gag by declaring Trump Tower "NATALIE TOWER." Spread the word, and piss off Trump!]
Donald Trump apparently has nothing else to do, and he's mad at Canadians, so he's taken out his Sharpie, signed an executive order, and changed "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America."
And then proceeded to rant even more about how horrible Canada is.
Think how big a dick you have to be to get into a fight with Canada. EVERYBODY loves Canadians!
Well, if we're going to rename one of the Great Lakes after things Donald Trump seems weirdly obsessed with, let's go with "Lake Natalie."
Yes, Natalie Harp, the Trump aide, superfan, and definitely not the one who left a rabbit in a boiling pot on the White House stove.
Sign on, and tell Trump: "If you're going to rename Lake Ontario, go with 'Lake Natalie.' Or better yet, stop with the damn renaming bullshit, and do your f***ing job!
