Demand Congress investigate Trump’s shady trading card scam!

Everything and anything Donald Trump is involved in is some kind of scam, or grift, or otherwise shady endeavor that exists only to fill his pockets with ill-gotten gains. So it's pretty obvious that Trump's "big announcement" — NFT trading cards for $99 each — is just another get-rich-quick scheme from the world's most flagrant conman.

But the news that every single one of his "NFT trading cards" has been purchased should raise serious eyebrows in law enforcement offices. The NFT — or "non-fungible token" — has only one practical use: as a means to launder money through cryptocurrency, which is almost certainly what Trump is trying to do here.

We need to know who bought these tokens, where the money came from, and what they're getting in return for it.

Demand Congress investigate Trump's shady trading card scam!