If They Don't Cry on Election Day, We Didn't Work Hard Enough

av: Left Action
mottagare: Republicans

I want Republicans to lose so badly on Election Day that they cry. As much as possible. And I'm going to work my ass off to make it happen.

And not macho, dignified tears, like a guy named "Brooklyn" in a World War II movie, crying over his mortally wounded best buddy (also named Brooklyn).

No, I want these bastards to lose so badly, they start howling like hyenas, and have snot bungie cords running down to their toes. Like they're getting a prostate exam from a cactus.

Yes, I'll be happy if we can win back Congress, even just barely. But I won't be satisfied.

Not unless these bastards feel the pain they've caused for the rest of us.

So f*ck healing, I'm going to do whatever I can to beat them as badly as possible -- and make them cry.

Who's ready?

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If They Don't Cry on Election Day, We Didn't Work Hard Enough